What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Are vampires real?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How should one handle an uninvited guest at a small, intimate wedding ceremony? Is it appropriate to ask them not to attend?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

Octopussy

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.